by ArdentTly

ArdentTly's Poetry Index

Xena and Bardypoo

Gabby, Gabby, Bardypoo
Kissed her Zee then what did she do?
She pushed her, and shoved her
Then cuddled real tight.
There was Jeckle and Hyde in
That bard, all right!
Zee ran around tryin to be real tough.
Stuck her stud chest out
And strutted her stuff.
Gab was strong, she was mean
Plumbed Zee's feminine side;
Now the warlord's lost control
And just along for the ride.
Gabs loves Zeena, this is true.
With just one kiss, boy we all knew
That their love was strong
And it would endure.
If it's love's sweet death
Neither want the cure.
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A Xena New Year

Twas New Year's Eve and Gabs sat by the fire
She was teasing her Xe, building her desire
She lowered her strap, lust bold in her eyes
Xe gulped noisily and uttered a sigh

Then running a hand up under her shift
Gabs smiled wickedly, and Xe got her drift
Xe's trembling hand put a log on the fire
And watched Gabrielle as the flames licked higher

As she fondled her breasts, the peaks getting hard
Gabs began to talk smutty with the skills of a bard
Xe moved ever closer, sweaty palms on Gab's hips
And leaned her mouth down where the cleavage just dips

The bard rocked her pelvis, her hand dipping down
Her eyes locked on azure, into which she could drown
Xe moaned out "Gabrielle" and moved her hips wide
So the bard's hot fingers could work quickly inside

On and on it went, deep into the night
The Warrior cried out, what a glorious sight!
As the bard bent down and leaned into her task
She knew what to do, Xe didn't have to ask

She sucked in one nipple, it played on her tongue
Then lavished attention on the other pert one
She moved her oral shaft down to Xena's curls
And tongued at the petals, darting inside with swirls

A digit was placed at the gate with much care
And plunged in with abandon with boldness and dare
The warrior groaned out and keened to the sky
The stillness around them was pierced with her cry

A hot mouth embraced Xe and emblazoned her core
She entreated the bard who then bent to her chore
Enwrapping Xe's node with her sultry bay
Gabs brought her to rapture in more than one way

As they lay all curled up in each other's arms
Xe went over the list of the bard's many charms
They'd made love all night long, no battle of wills
The Warrior had shown she too had some skills

As the first rays of morning announced the new day
They packed up their lives and went on their way
Would the New Year be easy or would it be hard?
They'd face it together, the Warrior and the Bard
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The Xenaverse

Xena be warm
Xena be fair.
Azure eyes
And ebony hair.

Fate is too cruel
And Life is too real
We live it in cyber
Oh boy! What a deal!

Xenaverse is music, a world build in time
It's carved out of space and run on a dime.
You've tasted how RL and Cyber exist
Xena is much too hard to resist!

The bitter and sweet of it
On the cyber lips that you've kissed.

Real Life and Cyber, pleasure and pain
To live and die
As lucid or insane!

The Net has a grip on you
It will play tricks on you.
It deals in troubles we'd much rather not face.
Getting bumped off icq
And even off irc, too
Now not even access to Merwolf's place!!

The Xenaverse is waiting, it'll show you the way
All the known consequences are in fan fiction
That's where all your wet dreams lay!
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When I get on the internet
and surf from here to there
There are so many things to see,
I thought that I would share
There are so many Xena sites
It's just too hard to choose
But there's one thing I know for sure
Pick one; you just can't lose
For at each site, there's things to read
To teach you Xenite Lore
With pix and art and fanfic, too
Such talent to explore
There are such sites that I hold dear
I visit loyally
They are complete in every way:
MissG's and MaryD's
If you should find some fiction up
That you just cannot stand
Be decent please and do not flame:
A mark on Xenaland
The sites are bold and oh so grand
with such diversity
There's much to learn from everyone
In the rich Xenaversity